Why it’s nice to be a dog…

Why it’s nice to be a dog…

No one expects you to take a bath every day.

Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.

When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.

If it itches, you can reach it.

And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.

You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.

If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.

You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap

Having big feet is considered an asset.

If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.

No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.

No matter where you live, you own the place.

Your mate never complains because you whine.

Puppy love can last.

it's a joke by the way !!!!!!

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[left]No matter where you live, you own the place

real and nice things
thanx gangster7
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ur welcome sis
heaven blesses you

Hahahaha
funny
but i think being human is much better than been a stray dog don't you think? I mean it's a pleasing to be a human